About Me

001 edited (8)I’m going to call myself B. I’m keeping my name to myself. When you share every little personal thing, it’s nice to keep something for yourself.

But I will tell you pretty much everything else. I am geeky and I am blonde these days – this photo is circa 2011.

I’m average height for a British female and if I were a dinosaur, I’d be a triceratops. I love pink lemonade and polka dots. I dress either like I am homeless or like I am Princess Grace of Monaco. There is no happy medium. My favourite movie is Saving Mr. Banks and no one will ever convince me that that film is not a gift from God. You can’t be a 21st century nerd without being a fan of Harry Potter, but I love all books. There are some people who claim that strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet. That’s how I feel about books. Books are sometimes musty-smelling, papery friends. I wear lipstick in a shade I like to call Fire-Engine-Red and Edna Krabappel is my Queen.

That’s about all I can give you, but I think that’s way more than you wanted to know anyway.